Tuesday, July 27, 2010

the many faces of shoshanna mary

1. empress/cupcake queen face. it is fat and double-chinned and says with authority from the heights of a velvet throne, "hmph. give me a cupcake."

2. wonder face. best featured when david carries her high above his head, an expression of calm astonishment on her face. much like fat empress face, wonder face says "i am queen of everything i behold."

3. stretching face. this one is an honor to observe. her fanny sticks out very prominently while stretching, much like the mother of one of my uncle's students, a woman who could reportedly "balance a stack of books on [her] ass." while stretching, our sho looks just like a dear little turtle named mortimer.

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